Tuesday 19 January 2010

Spotlight On: Colin Kazim-Richards


Former Sheffield United, Bury and Brighton flairist, Colin "Kazim-Kazim" Kazim-Richards is to be sensationally booted out of his Turkish club Fenerbahce after being involved in several scandals.
Colin has always been a flair idol of mine since joining Brighton as the "Coca-Cola" kid. His immense skill and appalling attitude endeared him to very few non-flairniacs. Since leaving Brighton, his "too big for his boots" attitude has generally shown to be accurate as he has since played in the Premiership, Champions League and even played in Euro 2008 for his adopted nation of Turkey.
However, things have recently turned sour for Colin. In December he was involved in a car crash in which it was later revealed that he had ignored adverts in his youth to "belt up". This caused outrage within the normally placid Turkish media, and when it was recently revealed that he was arranging hotel orgies for him and his team-mates (and prostitutes obviously) his club had had enough.
Colin has now joined French side Toulouse on loan, with "Fener" claiming that he will never play for them again.
I salute you Colin

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